This can’t possibly be upping the property value… but hey, that’s what you get for living in a toilet neighborhood.
Not everybody’s got what it takes to be the next up-and-coming trendsetters, and I’m pretty sure these neighbors with their new and interesting lawn ornaments ideas simply don’t have the same “it” factor we were looking for when we let knee-less jeans become a ‘thing.’
Can you possibly imagine a worse neighbor? Talk about paranoid… A scarecrow is one thing, but this is taking it too far!
I bet the people across the street from this guy have a pretty hard time getting to sleep. As if the binoculars, hat, and mustache weren't creepy enough, this guy has nobody… five bucks says there are tiny little cameras in those big blue eyes. RUN. RUN FAST.
Straight From The Bottle
This new neighbor is messy and clumsy… always intoxicated… can't take responsibility and can't even stand on their own feet! Oh, and the girl is pretty bad too.
The last thing you need when you move into a new neighborhood is a next-door booze fest. Just keep it down, keep it moderately sober – and I'm sure we'll get along just fine.
Bears And A Playground
What a fantastic looking neighborhood…NOT! Here's a crazy idea… Maybe don’t put the playground right next to the area where the bears hang out!
Crazy idea, I know, but it's worth looking into… unless these people think they can cut costs off a babysitter by hiring a grizzly – these people are firkin insane!
These trashy neighbors tear up the block each weekend with their loud music, dirty parties, questionable guests, and the stench of alcohol.
It takes two whole days later for the place to stop smelling like a bad medical center. How do they even afford the liquor? I haven't once seen anyone leave the house and head out to a paying job. I won't be dropping by here to borrow milk anytime soon.