Take a minute… see if you can tell that there is anything wrong with these neighbors.
These guys have got a gate with no fence! Being effective is obviously not their forte. Having a gate with no fence is like having a sharpener with no pencil, or a shoe with no feet… or something a little more normal-sounding and a little less logical. The big letter ‘D’ here is sure to stand for ‘dumb’…
These trashy neighbors tear up the block each weekend with their loud music, dirty parties, questionable guests, and the stench of alcohol.
It takes two whole days later for the place to stop smelling like a bad medical center. How do they even afford the liquor? I haven't once seen anyone leave the house and head out to a paying job. I won't be dropping by here to borrow milk anytime soon.
I’ve heard of people being floored before, but being 'grassed' is a new one for me. This guy drank so much last night that he forgot where he lives and used this piece of grass as a blanket.
P.S. his house is ten feet to the right. His own house. The one that belongs to him, only. The sidewalks are for all of us guys! And baseball season is still some time away… you're no grassy knoll, and you're no use to anybody. If I were this guy's parents, I'd be sending apology muffin baskets all over this neighborhood.
Too Many Yard Trinkets
There should be a law against this type of behavior. Pro tip: Less is more. If you're gonna leave all this stuff lying around your garden, the only purpose could be to draw the attention away from the disaster zone that is the house itself.
If your neighbor's got a house that looks like it's got every kind of trinket crammed into it but frankincense and myrrh, then you better 'myrrh've out of town ASAP and take your loved ones with you!
Neighbors House Is On The Market
When life gives you lemons, you make… a wild business opportunity! Looking for a new duplex in the center of an up-and-coming new neighborhood?
Have we got the place for you! 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, open floor plan, all around balconies, and a scenic view of the park! Oops. Did I say, up-and-coming? I meant down-and-leaving…. The neighbors who did this are truly the worst.