These neighbors ain’t got no time to sit around and give anyone the bird, but they sure know how to leave someone the bush.
This kind of neighbor only comes by every once in a blue – I mean green moon! They may not be expecting the queen of England to drop by on her annual garden evaluation tour this year, but the tended blossoming greenery in this garden does seem to demand quite the captivated audience member.
Totally Trashed Yard
These guys' exterior decorating skills can use some work. I mean, red AND blue solo cups together?? That's just tacky. But for real – what kind of humans leave a place looking like this?? My mom raised me better than this.
If we all just took a little more responsibility for the trash we produce and cared a little for mother nature, we would all live in a much safer place. Our environment is calling out to us people! And I'm calling off the search for housing around this mishap of a property.
If you've ever had nightmares about the army of the dead, then this will scare the heck out of you.
This neighbor put together an army of lawnmowers. Each one making its snip-snip, whack wack wacky sound at its own rhythm and pace… all moving forward as a roaring deathly unit leaving little blades of victims laying behind them on the ground. Winter is coming… and no one is safe in this neighborhood anymore.
I would love to tell you about the people who live in this house, but you're probably wondering like "what? Which house?" but I kid you not – if you look straight ahead you'll see it!... can you see it now? There you go!
I hope it didn't take you too long to see what kind of neighbors I'm talking about cuz they do a pretty good job hiding it, you know, being camouflaged and all… Well, let me tell you about the obnoxious neighbors that live. Wait, where did they go? They were here a minute ago… Shoot. If the only camo actually did make these guys disappear…
Fairy Land House
And you guys thought Hansel and Gretel were just a hoax. If your neighbor builds a house that looks like this, it may already be too late to get out.
Definitely do not let your kids take walks alone in the forest, do not teach them to throw breadcrumbs, and under no circumstances do not permit them to lick stranger's houses. They may get lucky and find it's only Barbie waiting for Ken, but it's not worth the risk. Once this happens, you're pretty much stuck living next to this weirdo.