Taken on Easter Sunday, this picture could have been the epitome of the Easter spirit. Look at this dandy family and their fancy clothes. Look at the mom and her winning smile.
Even the baby looks excited (probably psyched for the egg hunt planned for later that day). Too bad the brother on the left had to be so sour-faced about it.
One Big NOPE
Forget about the baby. He's still learning how to use his eyes. He can be forgiven. What can't be forgiven, though, is that hell-sent, Antichrist of a dummy.
It is a well-known fact that all ventriloquist dummies were forged in the bowels of the underworld and put upon this earth to haunt us, humans. This one seems to have landed in the hands of a skilled master who knows exactly what she's doing. Please excuse us as we slowly back away.
Who's Child Is This?
Oh, the treasures that you find when you dig through your parents' attic. Sometimes it's the teddy you used to cuddle with, sometimes it's your 6th-grade report card, and sometimes it's a 1970s picture of your mom wondering if she really had you.
Just like in this picture with this confused mom trying to understand how this little girl got to her lap.
Go With the Blow
Kids' birthday parties are always a hoot. There's music, there are presents, and most of all — there's cake. The ritual of killing the lights, making a wish, and blowing out the candles is the closest thing to divinity a child gets to feel. This is why the two blasphemous creatures sitting on the sides needed to be reined in.
Wanting to fly close to the sun, there was a real risk of them robbing their older brother of his once-a-year catharsis. Thank god grandma and grandpa stopped this sacrilege on time.
The Dragon Boys
Any "Game of Thrones" fans out there? We need someone to back our theory. If there's a mother of dragons there must be a child of dragons, right?
Are these baby Targaryens we're looking at? The brave soldiers defending their scaley ancestors? Actually, they are a little young to be real warriors. They must be knights in training. Yeah, that must be it.