This awkward photo is brought to us courtesy of actress and model Amber Valletta. While this girl grew up to be very comfortable in front of the camera, the same thing cannot be said about her baby brother.
We might be a little unfair here, though. Looking at this Santa, we think sitting on his lap would have made us look even more awkward than this little boy.
A Hairy Situation
Even sports personality Jim Duquette had his awkward moments. Like this haircut. The poor thing really walked around like that. And on his first day of school, no less!
But it looks like we can't blame him when we take into account that this photo was taken a good several decades ago and that his father wore his hair as a helmet.
The year is 1954. The time is Christmas. The pajamas are matching and hand-made by Mom. The hearts are happy. Except ours, because you can always trust us to find something to be bitter about.
In this case, we're bitter about how the men's PJs look so much better than the women's. We also have things to say about the wallpaper but we'll save it for another time.
All That Jazz
Not every kid has what it takes to be a successful performer, yet they all end up getting signed up for one after-school program or another where they can wear awkward costumes and try to grow up into being Liza Minnelli.
You know who did grow up to be Liza Minnelli? Liza Minnelli. And if you ask her about what it takes to grow up into being Liza Minnelli, you might want to politely thank her and go take a nap.
One Look, Two Stories
When uploading this picture to Instagram, these brothers (who you might know if you listen to the podcast "Two in the Cooler") captioned it "The top half says poetry reading but the waist down only drinks Bud heavy."
Honestly, we could say we can think of a better caption but we would be lying. We humbly bow our heads when facing our superiors.