How hard is it to miss a camera? It’s RIGHT in front of your face. Even the little girl’s Raggedy Ann doll can look straight. When the inanimate object in the picture is doing better than you, this calls for some deep introspection.
We’re sure the blame lies somewhere in preschool. We hope everybody grew older and wiser and more capable of posing properly.
Mommy and Me
This mother-daughter duo sure is sweet in a way that transcends the awkward 80s fashion demonstrated here. The love is apparent and the smiles are bright, but why, oh why couldn't Mom look at the camera?
Was she distracted by the handsome photographer maybe? Was she trying to guess what the future holds for shoulder pads? Was she daydreaming about Magnum P.I.? Oh no, now WE are daydreaming about Magnum P.I., and honestly, we can't blame her if that's the case.
Human People, Demon Pets
When Mom posted this picture on Instagram she wondered how other people manage to keep their pets so still for family photos. The answer to this question is easy — treats. Also, making sure no supernatural being is inhabiting their body usually helps. Except it doesn't help with cats. It's too late for them anyway.
Plus, next time, try to make sure the stockings behind you don't make it look like you're dressed up as the Cat in the Hat.
if there has ever been an absolutely frightened baby, this is the one. Now, as to why she is so scared, our guess is as good as yours.
We brainstormed a bit but so far our best speculation is that she's still learning how to use her face. She needs to log into her little baby brain that fully-open eyelids, raised eyebrows, and downward-pointing lips mean "scared". We hope the data is all there now.
Nursing Home Nativity
Is this some kind of Nativity Scene? Are we looking at a manger with some barnyard animals coming to greet the son of the Lord? In that case, where is baby J?
Also, why did this picture make the cut into the photo album when two out of the four people there don't have their eyes fully open? That doesn't sound like Christmas spirit.