When uploading this picture to Instagram, these brothers (who you might know if you listen to the podcast “Two in the Cooler”) captioned it “The top half says poetry reading but the waist down only drinks Bud heavy.”
Honestly, we could say we can think of a better caption but we would be lying. We humbly bow our heads when facing our superiors.
It's Like Reverse Evolution
You know that picture demonstrating how we evolved from hunching on our fists to walking upright? We think that's the concept this family had in mind. It's like that but in reverse, with the human becoming closer to the ground as you go right.
The baby on the right is cheating, though. Let go of mom and just embrace the ground, buddy!
You don't see many teenagers in suits anymore these days, do you? Maybe it's a testament to how we did, in fact, evolve as a species after all.
These two kids seem to be the last of their kind, and that's probably a good thing if you ask us. We wonder if their career as door-to-door salesmen ever took off.
All That Jazz
Not every kid has what it takes to be a successful performer, yet they all end up getting signed up for one after-school program or another where they can wear awkward costumes and try to grow up into being Liza Minnelli.
You know who did grow up to be Liza Minnelli? Liza Minnelli. And if you ask her about what it takes to grow up into being Liza Minnelli, you might want to politely thank her and go take a nap.
This awkward photo is brought to us courtesy of actress and model Amber Valletta. While this girl grew up to be very comfortable in front of the camera, the same thing cannot be said about her baby brother.
We might be a little unfair here, though. Looking at this Santa, we think sitting on his lap would have made us look even more awkward than this little boy.