Thanks to the hype around the Netflix show “Tiger King,” pictures like this one are about to be a thing of the past.
And it’s a good thing that they are because, for the life of us, we can’t understand why those parents (or any parents, or any semi-functional human) would think it’s a good idea to put a baby the size of a cupcake next to a jungle cat that can swallow it whole.
That post-lunch fatigue is nothing foreign to us. But it is usually caused by something very big and carb-heavy. As the now-grownup man testifies about his younger self, this case of food coma was prompted by a crustless peanut butter and honey sandwich and maybe a chip or two.
We do hope he had since built up better stamina or he would have to pack up a yoga mat whenever he eats at a restaurant.
His Eyes Rolled So Far Back
How far back did they roll? They roll so far back he could see his brain. They rolled so far back he could see yesterday's math exam. They rolled so far back they were looking at the family van in the parking lot.
They rolled so far back that the incoming crowd from behind them felt an unexplainable urge to scream "Mind your own business, Kelly!"
Not Every Top Is Worthy of Cropping
This picture was taken a long time ago. During a time when whatever the man here is wearing was considered a legitimate outfit. The kind you wear when you go outside your house to a place people with eyes might be looking at you. And apparently, even during Christmas!
Those were dark, scary times, but it seems like the people in the picture were blissfully unaware of how scary they were.
The Chronicles of the Haunted
Gather around this picture, boys and girls, as we're about to see some rare documentation of the different stages you go through when a demon grabs a hold of your mortal soul. The demon's original habitat is, naturally, in the creepy doll.
The girl in the front demonstrates stage 1: being unaware of the curse. The little boy on the right is in stage 2: partially possessed, still thinking there could be a chance to fight this. And finally, the big sister, all the way in stage 3: the demon has taken full hold of her. There will be no escape.