There is a pervasive stereotype that claims women know where everything in the house is, but why stick to outdated beliefs and notions about gender when you can break free from the stereotype?
This guy did just that, he knows where everything in the house is, even the smallest little paperclip.
Nothing says I care about you like a handwritten note with an original message. But what we want to know is why would bacon ever become spoiled? In what world will someone leave bacon uneaten?
All jokes aside, this note must have been made by a microbiologist, how else could we explain someone knowing so much about what grows on spoiled bacon?
One More Day
Getting through the week can be a real bummer sometimes, especially when you have to eat your leftovers because that's what responsible adults do.
But it does help when you have someone to share it with, no matter how inedible your casserole is, at least you know you're not eating it alone.
Humor is the lifeblood of any relationship. If you can get your partner to laugh then it's certain that they will soon be smitten. Keep them laughing and they’re yours. Now and forever.
This woman's hubby decided it would be fun to dress up and sit in the background of her Zoom calls, now he deserves a husband award!
Don't Be Mad
Here's a tip, if you have to start your message with "promise you won't get mad," then you might want to rethink your decisions. While designing a patio with a Super Mario Pattern might seem impressive, it's highly likely that your wife might disagree.
It could be worse though, cause this design does look like you're about to enter a real-life videogame.