Really, can a person get any colder if this story is real, which we hope it’s not? Then it means that somewhere out there in this world is a person cold enough to text a breakup to their spouse in the middle of the night while they’re suffering from life-threatening illnesses.
A message to you, you terrible person, where ever you are, if you see this, you got whatever has come to you, and if you lived a life of fortune, we hope you lose it all.
Welcome to Dumpsville
We don't know what this person did to deserve such a mean text message, but hey, at least it was creative.
Maybe babe will find a new partner in Dumpsville. Or at least a few friends to talk to.
The Harsh Truth
Although it isn't exactly a breakup message, there's not much left to be said after a note like this.
You have to hand it to this person, though. At least they were honest.
The Breakup Post-it
There are few things more infuriating than getting dumped through a text message or phone call, but getting dumped with a post-it note?! That's just unforgivable.
We must applaud how concise, and to the point, the message is, though.
Even though this person must have been furious at their ex for lying so blatantly, it must have been incredibly satisfying to catch them in the act.
That's what you get for lying, buddy. We would've paid good money to see this person's face when they realized their partner was standing right behind them.