So many disturbing things in one photograph. Obviously, the two pictures on the wall scare us the most (Vigo the Carpathian and the Goblin King are hardly qualified to babysit). However, it doesn’t end with the wall decor. Is this a new 21st-century nursery theme? The black and white stars and moon baby mobile make this scene even creepier.
Now, what’s with the crib? To us, it looks like this baby’s parents took an old draw cabinet and somehow attached some fenced bars. Also, the black marks on the pink fabric can be many things but we want to hope that it’s a pattern obscured by the angle.
Ice Cream Lesson Time
When your eyes are bigger than what your stomach can actually consume and when you are a spoiled brat that won't take no for an answer, this is what happens. In this case, the father looks happier than his kid, and we wonder why. We can only assume that it has to do with how his serving of ice cream is bigger than hers.
Look at this thing, it's almost as big as her head! This brat of a girl couldn't (or wouldn't) make up her mind as to what flavor to choose (or, her dad told her she could have only two scoops, but she insisted on having more). He decided to teach her a lesson.
First Lesson in Life
Anyone who has raised little children knows that, at some point, going to the bathroom on your own will not be taken for granted. Dave here only wanted five minutes alone in the WC to take care of his private stuff. Was that too much to ask? Can't a man have five minutes of peace, updating on the sports and having a cup of coffee?
Well, apparently, no. And initially, we thought that Dave was up there simply teaching his cute little girl that there is more than what she is taught at school and that, in fact, the toilet room has so many more uses than she could even imagine.
Does He Get Points for Trying?
We know this dad knows what his baby looks like inside his DIY "carrier" because he's actually taking a selfie of it in front of a mirror. he knows this is not how you're supposed to wrap this thing but he still couldn't be more proud of it!
The essentials are all there — the thing is holding the baby on him and that's all that matters, right? We're sure he did this as a joke (at least, we really hope he did), but the baby's face is still priceless — "Seriously, dad?! I'm holding on for dear life here, man! Snap the friggin' picture already!"
Bad Photographer
We have a suggestion. You know, when a couple is about to have a baby, especially a first one, so they take Lamaze classes and breathing sessions, and God knows what other things and services people are making money off of. Anyway, we have a suggestion.
Every soon-to-be parent will receive, at childbirth, ten free photography classes, teaching them how to operate a camera, when how to click the button, and how not to end up with photos like this once their kid needs to go off the stage after his piano recital. Thanks, Dad, for failing to immortalize this memory.