At first, we thought this was the 21st-century modern way of teaching children how to ride a bike with no auxiliary wheels. Then we realized the bike had auxiliary wheels, and we had to come up with a new story for this photo with a child on a leash. It’s either a kid on a leash or a very human-like puppy who somehow learned how to ride a bike. We’re gonna go with the kid thing.
You know when you are out with your kids on a bike, and then they decide to cycle off far away from you, leaving you to worry about where they have gone, and what has happened to them? Not anymore, my friend, not anymore!
New Age Parenting
Here is an example of a father that has no idea what to do in public with a two-year-old toddler. It's a determined-looking two-year-old, we'll give him that, but it's a two-year-old nonetheless. Alas, no, letting him do whatever he wants is not the answer unless it guarantees you peace and quiet and the ability to eat your dinner in relaxation.
We're not sure if the dress code for this restaurant allowed its guests, being two-year-old toddlers or not, to run around the restaurant in their birthday suits, but then again if they don't mind, who are we to argue?
As Long as She's Asleep
It seems that the only place and time that kids don't like to sleep is in their bed when it's bedtime. Other than that, they tend to fall asleep in weird positions and places. This girl fell sound asleep right on the coffee table when she was being watched by her dad. Obviously, her mom wasn't home, or she would have been moved to a more comfortable sleeping arrangement.
Seems like Dad has made light of her daughter's sleeping position and has been piling up stuffed animals on her to see how many he can do without waking her up. Looks like her father is a big baby himself. Dad, this isn't college anymore! This is your kid we're talking about, not some guy who passed out from drinking too much.
Best Facebook Hack
Reason number 1,092,093 why you shouldn't allow your parents anywhere near your Facebook, or near your computer, for that matter. This is what you would call next-level embarrassment. Dan's dad, with a few swift brushes over the keyboard, single-handedly destroyed his poor hospitalized son's life.
Although he did it with good intentions, he pulled a classic embarrassing dad move, and Dan might end up extending his stay in the hospital after waking up from his surgery and experiencing cardiac arrest thanks to discovering his dad's post. It's safe to assume that Dan will be plotting some kind of revenge against his father. If this post was real, as somebody in the comments hoped for, then it could quite easily go down in the hall of fame of dad trolls.
Many of these pictures have a touch of humor. There are zero things funny about this picture, though. Zero. The danger is lurking closely down below, and things can go downhill too quickly if Dad's biceps aren't up to par. And whoever snapped the photo isn't doing any better of a job, and they are just as guilty in the situation.
Child protective services, where are you when you're needed? This is not okay, and we don't applaud this photo at all as it shows how careless some parents are and even encourages other parents to imitate the act. Worst of all, the baby is laughing because he has zero idea of how dangerous the situation is.