Sadly, we think it’s time to get your valuables out of there cause that thing is not coming out.
It’s a car, not a boat, people, it wasn’t designed for this. This bad day is all on you.
“Hanging by a thread” doesn't really seem to do this picture justice. One little shift and this picture will turn from a failure to a tragedy.
We want to ask how this tractor found itself in this predicament, but we're worried that speaking about it might actually tip it even further and cause even more damage. Let's just decide that this is a new avant-garde art installation.
Pimp That Ride
Sure, you could move your car when you see the sign saying the street is getting repainted. Or you could just leave it where it is and see what happens. Maybe they will paint around it; maybe the painters will leave a little piece of the road unpainted and watch chaos ensue.
Or maybe, just maybe, the painters will decide to throw their manual into the nearest trash can and give your car a little makeover. Everybody knows that racing stripes are all the rage right now.
You would think that once someone notices the carts are piling up in front of this car, they would stop and return them somewhere else. Well, you'd be wrong. Because really, who cares if the driver of that car has to spend an hour maneuvering their way out of the parking garage?
Or maybe it was just a disgruntled supermarket employee trying to teach one of the customers a lesson? No doubt, lesson learned.
30 Minutes or Less
It’s important to take your job seriously, especially if you work in the food service industry, but sometimes being committed can cause you to take things a little too far. This delivery girl needed to get the pizza to the customer’s door in 30 minutes or less.
If she was even one minute late, the cost of the pie would have been deducted from her salary (which, as you can guess, is not very high). Nonetheless, this parking job is insane, and the damage to the car is probably more than the price of a pizza.