They has. Whether you’re a grammar purist or not, you have to admit this is funny. Still, everyone should care about grammar, even though informal language at work nowadays is more or less an accepted norm. Even in texting, it’s not unreasonable to text your boss and use imperfect grammar – and don’t even get us started on all this Gen Z slang that makes no sense.
Grammar facilitates clear and precise communication, which are valuable traits to have in the world of business as well as in life overall. It’s all fun and games on a signboard and the occasional email until it’s not.
Whimsical New Creatures
Thank heavens this isn’t ancient Greece, where mythical animals could kill you. There are no signs of a Minotaur or a Griffin anywhere, only cute dandy lions who have stolen our hearts. They sound like the life of the party. Although, a lion, however dandy, is still pretty dangerous, and you might want to think twice before getting up close and personal with it.
Joining him is the Collie-Flower — the beautiful love child of a sheepdog and a rose. We also have a hushpuppy — a tiny dog that can’t bark but is a canine work of art nonetheless. What a party.
It’s not every day that someone makes a case for autocorrect. Autocorrect is an annoying but a necessary evil. Most of us spend so much time on our smartphones that typing out every single word becomes a task. Most of us are too lazy to read what we typed before we send it. We trust that autocorrect will be our safety net and, failing that, hopefully, the context is enough for the other person to understand what we meant.
And let’s face it, some of us are terrible at spelling. Even spelling simple words can seem alien on some days. Autocorrect saves us time and embarrassment, and in this case, it could have been someone’s best friend.
A Pretty Cool Joke
Are you saying this snowman gets to pick its own nose and it costs him virtually nothing? No way! OMG, California celebs can’t believe it, they could just die. Plastic surgeons everywhere are beside themselves. Then again, snowmen melt in heat due to their chemical makeup which doesn't happen to people. Well, maybe actually to some people in Los Angeles, it does...
Meanwhile, life goes on as usual for Mr. Snowman. Should he get a pointy nose or something a little rounder this year? Long and thin noses, bright orange or mellow yellow noses. Picking noses is fun!
The Perfect Thanksgiving Anthem
Okay, we don’t want to get into any trouble. Thanksgiving dinner and turkey are always contentious issues. Who’s to say what makes an incredible turkey dinner? Some people believe it’s all in the stuffing, while others swear by turkey gravy.
Some of us couldn’t care less about the bird. But we’re inclined to agree that it really is all about that baste! Meghan Trainor was on to something, even if she didn’t know it then. Imagine thinking you've written the song of the summer and then, on top of achieving that goal, you also find yourself at the head of a contentious Thanksgiving debate.