Dalmatians are beautiful dogs, and this Dalmatian joke hits the spot. Thank goodness for their signature spots. Other dogs are camouflage ninjas. You can’t tell the difference between a Golden Doodle and a rug. Shih Tzus are white floofs that often blend into carpets, while Komondors look like mopheads.
It’s easier to find Dalmatians for some cuddle time. Just avoid buying anything with black and white polka dots for the house or car. Maybe, just maybe, Cruella De Vil was onto something with her obsession with Dalmations (besides for the whole ‘wanting to wear their coats’ thing – we’re not on board with that).
The Time of Our Lives
Since we can’t have Patrick Swayze, give us the next best thing! You would be hard-pressed to find someone as hopelessly in love with you as your dog. Which human would literally run to be in your loving arms at the end of the day? Dogs!
The best dancing partners are those who can’t be bothered by missteps or failed choreography—they're just happy they get to do it with you. They possess the confidence to go straight for that jump and never look back or hesitate. They trust you completely to catch them, and even if you don't, they get to pin you down and lick you. If that isn’t true love, we don’t know what is.
Most of us adore our pets as much as we love cleaning the house. Is there a world where both these things peacefully coexist? Yes, with a little ingenuity and resourcefulness. Some deep breathing can also go a long way. Plus, don't blame your pets. They don't control how much they shed, and they don't really understand the value of an hour spent cleaning, just to have to start over again.
Keep an emergency cleaner on hand (water and vinegar). Buy smaller mats instead of an entire rug. Invest in stylish but inexpensive throws to keep sofas clean. Pets are cute and messy, but as anyone will attest, they are worth the trouble.
Phones vs. Dogs
"Collar IDs" is an excellent pun. Who knew dogs and phones shared so many similar traits? We can’t stop checking our phones. We also can’t help but cuddle our dogs every 15 minutes. We get special phone cases, and buy our pups cute outfits.
A notification makes us jump just as fast as a dog about to puke. We could watch our pooches all day in the same way we stare at our screens for hours. If you look hard enough, there's a lesson here for everyone. Sometimes, worlds collide and you can watch videos of dogs ON your phone. Technology really has come so far.
Shhh! We Don't Use That Word Here
Oh no! Did someone just use the dreadful "D" word? We may never know who put up this sign, but one thing’s for sure, the pets weren’t consulted. Food is everything, and this sign reeks of human deception!
The word on the street is they plan to stage a protest and are deploying their best tactics — puppy eyes. The cats say don’t bother. It’s a waiting game, and humans are weak. They will give in eventually. On a side note, have you ever seen a cat that needs to go on a diet? It's not always the prettiest sight, and we can't imagine it's a fun task, either.