Who cares if the joke isn’t entirely pet-related? We’re rolling (on the floor laughing) at this pun. Language is a funny thing, and it lets us articulate our innermost thoughts and desires. Like “mouth brows.” Let’s hope Urban Dictionary embraces “mouth brows” at some point. We deserve it, don’t we?
Why has nobody thought of this before? Mouth brow is easier to pronounce, and sounds better, too. You don’t need to worry about how the word is spelled — “mustache” or “moustache.” If the growth of hair above the eye is an “eyebrow,” “mouth brow” is but a logical derivation.
Stop Giving Lions a Bad Name
We see what you did there, but this is a great disservice to lions—a gross misrepresentation and probably a hyena-led conspiracy! The only one "lion" is the person who thought up the joke.
Sure, lions can be terrifying and unpredictable. They are not the kings of the jungle for nothing. Still, like all of us, lions are layered, complex creatures. He’s just a big cat — a very big cat. A lover of naps, snuggles, and playtime. Be careful with belly rubs, though! If you think your cat can change moods like the weather when having its belly rubbed, we don't even want to think about how a lion would act.
Bernadette Rostenkowski from "The Big Bang Theory" wouldn’t be amused. She’s been here many times before. But this is one of the funniest microbiologist jokes on the internet by far! And we're sure you know just how saturated the internet is with jokes about microbiology.
Yes, they’re much bigger than you expected, and you know what they say about dating a microbiologist. Go ahead and do it. They earn good money and are known to be men and women of culture. (We’re sorry). Carroll County Veterinary Clinic doesn't let anyone off the hook. No one is free from being the target of a billboard joke with these pranksters running the show.
What Would We Do Without Dogs?
We really don’t deserve dogs. They protect us from all kinds of threats, both real and imagined. Dogs lick our plates clean after dinner (you’re welcome). And, if you forget to water the plants - no problem! Come rain or shine, man's best friend will make sure all plants are well hydrated.
Dogs go the extra mile, even when you don’t need them to. Watering Christmas trees is just one of the ways they make our lives easier. It’s better than having a bunch of dying plants in the house, right? Somebody’s got to do it - and this just is not a job that cats can get on board with.
When a Cat Says Hello, You Pay Attention
Let's be honest, if Joey Tribiani was an animal, he would be a cat. Suave, slick, and able to bend people to their will - we think he checks all the boxes! Every veterinary hospital should have a sign like this one out front. Vet visits are stressful for pets and their humans. Everyone’s anxious walking in, and sometimes you need to wait for hours.
Fun signs are excellent stress relievers, especially since this one seems to be coming from a cat, and cats are otherwise known for their generally reticent and indifferent ways. You just know it’s going to be a good day when you receive validation from a cat. For the record, we also acknowledge that Joey Tribbiani could be a golden retriever in an alternative reality.