Let’s be honest, if Joey Tribiani was an animal, he would be a cat. Suave, slick, and able to bend people to their will – we think he checks all the boxes! Every veterinary hospital should have a sign like this one out front. Vet visits are stressful for pets and their humans. Everyone’s anxious walking in, and sometimes you need to wait for hours.
Fun signs are excellent stress relievers, especially since this one seems to be coming from a cat, and cats are otherwise known for their generally reticent and indifferent ways. You just know it’s going to be a good day when you receive validation from a cat. For the record, we also acknowledge that Joey Tribbiani could be a golden retriever in an alternative reality.
Mouth Brows for the Win
Who cares if the joke isn’t entirely pet-related? We’re rolling (on the floor laughing) at this pun. Language is a funny thing, and it lets us articulate our innermost thoughts and desires. Like "mouth brows." Let’s hope Urban Dictionary embraces "mouth brows" at some point. We deserve it, don't we?
Why has nobody thought of this before? Mouth brow is easier to pronounce, and sounds better, too. You don’t need to worry about how the word is spelled — "mustache" or "moustache." If the growth of hair above the eye is an "eyebrow," "mouth brow" is but a logical derivation.
What Would We Do Without Dogs?
We really don’t deserve dogs. They protect us from all kinds of threats, both real and imagined. Dogs lick our plates clean after dinner (you’re welcome). And, if you forget to water the plants - no problem! Come rain or shine, man's best friend will make sure all plants are well hydrated.
Dogs go the extra mile, even when you don’t need them to. Watering Christmas trees is just one of the ways they make our lives easier. It’s better than having a bunch of dying plants in the house, right? Somebody’s got to do it - and this just is not a job that cats can get on board with.
We're Not Sure About Dingo Starr
The joke is great, but the concept isn't so much. We wouldn’t put it past Australia to birth a terrifying new animal called the Dingo Starr. Remember, this is the land where people don’t mind enormous spiders living inside their houses because they keep roaches at bay. A place where pinecones falling on your head can kill you.
The saltwater crocodile, one of the world's most aggressive animals, lives in Australia. Dingo Starr sounds amusing until you realize you're in Australia. Still, we think old Ringo Starr would get a laugh out of this - and he's probably tried it out on his own pooch at some point.
You Heard It Here First
All this while, they told us an asteroid had killed the dinosaurs. But this is what can happen when you skip a visit to the vet: chaos and full-blown extinction. Visualize the number of bites, falls, and sprains left untreated during the Cretaceous Period. We bet T-Rex could have benefitted from a dental scaling appointment or ten!
And what about gut health? Seems like Dinosaurs never had it. But your pet doesn’t have to go down that same road. This sign serves as a gentle reminder of just how lucky you are to live at this point in history - with so few asteroids, and so many vets. Don’t skip that vet appointment!