Can we subscribe to receive updates from the Carroll County Veterinary Clinic? Do they have a brand deal with Samsung yet? They need one, stat. Maybe even a Disney deal while they’re at it. Their signage game is on point! This one, in particular, deserves a high-five, a chest bump, and a cool secret handshake all at once.
It makes us want to buy a Samsung phone just so we can call ourselves Guardians of the Galaxy. Naysayers and Apple loyalists can take a hike. Or, we can settle this the old-fashioned way. In the words of Peter Quill, “Dance off, bro.”
There's a Dog Out There for Everyone
Of course! No other hound but the bloodhound will do. Count Dracula as a dog owner is a stretch. Not exactly a picture of stability, is he? He wouldn’t make for a very involved pet parent, sleeping all day and waking only at night. Walks might be a little boring, but then again, The Count and his pup will probably have the whole dog park to themselves.
But a bloodhound would remain loyal regardless. Who knows, a bloodhound’s gentle and noble ways might rub off on Dracula and make him a little more agreeable. That's what man's best friend is for, or in this case, vampire's best friend...
It's Not Personal
For the uninitiated, most dogs have a simple hierarchy of needs, a la Maslow. Food, sleep, and play are right up there! Everything else pales in comparison. "Are you eating that?" will probably take precedence over "Are you ok?" Maybe the shock and humor of the situation will be enough for you to dislodge the food. If that fails, your dog can try the Heim-lick maneuver. Ba Dum Tss.
This isn’t to say dogs don’t care. They care beyond words, these beacons of love and light. But food can temporarily blind them to other concerns. As for this house? We’re confident a Labrador resides here.
Higher Education and Enlightenment for Dogs
This joke is hilarious and so clever. It's honestly one of the best on the list. We can’t decide which scenario is cuter – dogs with a Master’s degree or fresh graduates with a more nuanced understanding of their humans. These canine cuties have our hearts no matter what they do. So it's great that they may be one step closer to understanding that.
Cheers, and massive congratulations to the graduating class! It’s been a long road, but we know you worked hard and aimed to please. Go forth and spread your joy. Make this big, bad world a better place. We know you can do it.
Dogs are typically honest, open, and often predictable. We understand dogs. But cats? Despite being the world’s most popular pet, cats remain an enigma, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. They are aloof and evasive. Cats insist on being accepted on their terms. What those terms might be, the world will never completely know.
Unlike almost every other domestic animal, cats come and go as they please. They might live with us, but possess remarkable agency and control over their lives - not to mention, ours. Cats are like the women of animals, those beautiful enigmas that we'll never crack.