When posing for a Christmas card you may wear an ugly sweater, you may dress up as Santa, you may even use bad special effects.
What you may not do is dress your wife and probably underage daughters in t-shirts that say Ho.
Going through three bottles of liquor tends to knock you out and John here has had to learn it the hard way.
While his Christmas party guests are having fun in the living room, he will have to sleep it off in the bathroom. Let that be a lesson, John.
One for the Entire Year
Putting together a whole card can be kinda tough. Most people just do it for the holidays, but there are some that want to give you something for the entire year, like this family. They got everything they needed for every holiday of an entire calendar year and packed it all into one single frame.
That kid looks like he’s having a great time, honestly, and he has the kind of charisma that will last on the wall for an entire year. Christmas, Halloween, Easter, Valentine’s Day, St. Patrick’s Day...there’s even a basketball in the picture for some reason. Maybe it’s for March Madness. Maybe it’s also the last time Dad gets to be in charge of the Christmas card. Never should have let him in the first place.
Choosing the Time to Strike
It’s always fun when the older sister discovers a new way to torment the younger children. This one has just discovered pinching, and she’s already figured out the best time to do it. We can ignore the fact that the older sister looks like a serial killer for the moment, and focus on the younger sister, who is really selling that one single pinch.
No doubt this image resulted in a hilarious Christmas card for all to see and marvel at, but it probably got the parents to give the older sister a little bit of punishment. Yes, children are supposed to be happy during the holidays, but that’s not the kind of joy that the parents are hoping for. Somebody is going to get coal in her stocking.
Is This the Real Life? Is This Just Fantasy?
Can anyone else hear "Bohemian Rhapsody" playing in the background? We can't be the only ones. Those floating heads on the black backdrop are giving us some serious Queen vibes.
Any way the wind blows, those pets will follow. That is the only explanation as to why they are all looking in different directions.