Not everyone is a master sushi chef. It’s hard to form that perfect roll. not to mention getting the sheet of seaweed to stick to the rice like a tailor-made little jacket. It takes a bunch of tries to achieve that. This is why this person aimed really low.
This literal little bed of rice and fish-shaped-something is the closest thing to sushi that this person is clearly capable of. We appreciate the little dollop of wasabi there too.
The Aerated" Pizza
This is certainly one way to make a pizza. Let everything just fall to the bottom. Oven paper? Who needs 'em? Baking trays? What's that? Just slap the whole thing on the griddle and let science do its magic.
Who needs plates anyway? Just scrape it out the bottom. We don't need to be fancy here. What is this? Rome?
Fork Al Dente
When you've run out of food, just move onto cooking the utensils. That fork, cooked right makes for one appetizing bright green dish. Hey, cooking is all about experimenting.
Jokes aside. Do not leave your plastic handle forks on the stove. You don't want luminous green liquid anywhere near your kitchen.
Spinach Boy
This spinach boy is pretty up there on the freak-demoter. That dental work alone needs some serious attention. If this is some tactic to get kids to eat their greens, we plead folks to just keep it old school and go back to Popeye.
Toothy Spinach Baby with Pastry Diaper is just not working for us. To say that it is unappetizing would be an understatement.
Yin and Yan
The world's balance comes in the form of these cookies. At least that's what their intention was. In reality, these cookies might be a little NSFW.
The cookies might very well taste fine, but one might want to avoid serving that at certain gatherings. Perhaps keep them for the grown-up affairs.