Honestly, before we even talk about those candy corn cookies, we have to first comment on the state of that poor stove. It’s quite clear that with appliances like that, this kitchen has not gotten the attention it truly deserves. It’s a no-brainer that whoever would attempt this instant supposedly easy candy corn mix would fail miserably.
Just keep it simple, buddy. It’s great that you’re making cookies, but let’s first master shapes and single colors before we move onto advanced level baking, like two colors and triangles. Baby steps.
Classy Wedding Food
Tossing some sushi on a champagne glass is not going to make the contents look any more appetizing. Especially if those contents resemble the sushi you would get at an airport. That's some low-level production right there. In fact, it would have even been slightly more presentable on a small plate.
The sushi on there looks old, the lemon, not particularly fresh. The whole thing honestly looks like someone took their leftovers and threw them 0n a glass.
Do These People Live In a Safari?
Apparently, these were supposed to be garlic bread rolls. It's hard to even tell that these things once even started out as bread because as we can see now, they totally resemble something that you might find a deer left behind in the wild.
How they let these simple little garlic rolls get burnt into a complete crisp? We do not know. Next time set a timer or buy a watch for Pete's sake, but don't' let this happen again.
What Happened To Those Blankets?
This one attempted to modify Pigs in a blanket. It's the perfect comfort food with these yummy strips of bacon snuggled up in a sweet pastry. Yet something went awry.
A couple of jam pastries got caught in the mix and ended getting wounded in the baking process. Don't mix and match.
Not What We Expected
The plan was to bake some elephant-shaped cookies. It looked promising, at least so they thought. A few minutes in the oven, things started to go terribly awry and those elephant trunk cookies started to evolve into something else, something not quite what we expected. Those cookies came out looking out like a human's part of the body.
Certainly not the goal. Might we suggest serving these cookies at a boy baby shower instead? The shape might fit in better with the theme.