Some people are knife crazy. The smoothness of the blade, the grip, and of course, the quality of that cutting action. You need the right knife to get the job done. Unfortainely, the job here would be to cut a fish and not the actual chopping board.
It looks as if this knife aficionado may have slightly overreached here. Either ease up know your cutting or get a regular knife.
TinkerBomb
Sweet and delicate Tinkerbell, the cheeky little fairy from Peter Pan got an upgrade, and it does not look pretty. This weird pancake clearly did not go according to plan. It's okay, not everybody can be a pancake artist, and not everyone gets anatomy.
This pancake Tinkerbell would have a very hard time flying. Between those clunky mangled wings and those bent tree-trunk legs, Tinkerbomb is staying on that plate. Whether she will be eaten is another consideration too. It does not look very appetizing.
E.T Eggs
These poor eggs. Going for movie-themed food is always fun and challenging, but once again it's always advisable to pick something a little more cheery. This E.T inspired breakfast is a little hard to "swallow."
Instead of making fun alien-style eggs, these look like the scene in which E.T is hooked up to machines in the lab. Someone take this away now!
Rice Cake
This gelatinous goop of rice does not look particularly appealing. We're all for experimenting, but sometimes there are just basic foundations and rice is one of them. In no universe does rice get cooked like this.
And no, honey, a burned bottom can not be flipped over and pass for decoration. You can't drop some herbs on burnt rice and make it look it was intentional. The only place this rice belongs is in the trash.
Rice Cake Take 2
Another botched pot of rice we have here. People really don't understand ratios. An overstuffed pot just results in weird clumpy rice cake. It's not a desert, it's a side dish. Treat it as such!
Once again, rice-like this does not belong on anyone's plate. Just read the instructions on the bag, Google "how to cook rice." or just stay out of the kitchen.