This cake was made as a science project and shown at the science fair, where little Rebecca wanted to prove just how delicious Planet Earth can be! That being said, we can’t be positive that this is Earth we’re looking at – but we’re going to give Rebecca the benefit of the doubt and say that it is!
We just want to know what kind of cake this is, is there surprise lava at the core of it? Wouldn’t that be magnificent?!
Look What the Stork Dropped Off
Okay, what on earth is going on here? Why does it look like baby Adam has been delimbed?
We have so many questions, but we're also not sure we want the answers. Are these supposed to be teeth? Because to us, they look like baby body parts, and it is making us feel a little uneasy!
Do They Get Utensils?
Poutine is a good time, though the serving implement they used to deliver this treat doesn't really fill us with confidence. But what's for dinner? There are french fries forming the base of the dish, with slices of sausage, a healthy dose of baked beans, and there are even slices of bacon. Of course, there's also plenty of gravy poured over all of it, something that makes poutine what it is.
Will the diners be forced to eat this with their hands? Delicious as it is, poutine is kind of messy. Maybe the restaurant took it a step further and said that diners couldn't even use their hands. If so, they should get to keep the bowl.
The famous animated cat is known for putting her hand over her mouth...as if to chuckle. Which is probably what they were going for when baking this cake.
But they messed up her fingers a little bit, and this cake fail is hilarious! This Hello Kitty is done with everyone expecting her to be friendly; she wants you to know exactly what's on her mind.
A few pieces of fruit, a dish of caramel (maybe) dipping sauce, an artistic spray of chocolate sauce that, let's be real, you can't really enjoy. The centerpiece of this item seems to be a number of ice cream pieces. Or oddly-shaped marshmallows. Or some other kind of sugary treat, also hanging from the center bar like some sort of a swing set.
It all comes together to present perhaps the most hipster presentation that this list has to offer. At the very least, this is something to remember. Plus, fruit is always a bonus. And whatever those white things are, we're sure they taste good.