Well, we’re sorry lady, but not everyone has time to shower three times a day. Some of us have to go to work! And then we get sweaty, and…you can see where this is going. We’re not sure if the woman in the back is actually reacting to the woman in the front, but there’s always a chance.
The woman in the front looks like she’s a little too proud of what she’s doing to elicit that sort of response, though. She was just showing off how flexible she is, and it’s actually quite impressive. There aren’t even a lot of women who can attain that sort of pose, and the number of guys who are able to do so are far, far fewer. Clearly, not everybody loves it, though.
We really hope that wasn’t a powerful laser, or else that lad very likely had a bad night. Maybe he was feeling a little hot under the collar already. Obviously, this was just a picture taken at the right time to catch the light hitting such a spot, but we wouldn’t be surprised if it was intentional. A person that has that kind of haircut probably doesn’t make a whole lot of good choices.
There’s a chance there’s a person behind him who is creating the image, but it looks like he has a mullet that is tied in a tail or something like that. Both of these guys also look like they’re both eighteen and forty-two at the same time. Maybe that’s just what most British guys look like. They look like they’re British.
Making a Splash
Every creature has to do it at some point, and if this is a creature that is getting photographed a lot, then of course we’ll see it take a big squirt into the water at some point or another. That’s quite the introduction, though. If you weren’t aware, when birds void themselves, it’s a combination of the solid and liquid waste, which is how you get such a...unique consistency.
Ugh, we’re going to make ourselves sick. A lot of birds will do this sort of thing right before taking off, but not every bird can fly – this appears to be a penguin of some kind, so it is landlocked unless it’s discovered something very special. Even with the amount of output we see here, it isn’t enough to achieve lift.
There’s a Big Reason That This Person is in School
If your head is that small, it can be hard. All of your eyes and other facial features will be shrunken down, yes, but there’s a lot more that you’ll have to deal with. You should spend a lot of time focusing on your studies. It takes a lot of time to get over the whole “pinhead” name, but being smart is one good way to do it.
We’re surprised that this person decided to make a hair bun – that will just make the head look even smaller! If you’re struggling with small head syndrome, you want to grow out your hair to give yourself a little more volume. It won’t completely reverse it, but it will even things out a little bit.
Looking Past the Doily
Yes, this is clearly an old photo, and yes, the number of people who have a little bit of white lace on top of their TV these days is pretty darn low, but that doesn’t mean this isn’t still a great little pic. Back in the day, people had bigger TVs that they could decorate, and now they’ve gotten thinner.
We’re actually pretty sure that this is a staged photo from a television show, but we hope it’s a real one that was taken at just the perfect moment. But you have to admit that it’s a little too perfect for us to just laugh and move on. The guy is looking right around the corner of the doily, which hangs so far down into the TV that you might as well not even use it.