If we had to guess, we would say this is a CGI character, maybe one that will soon start in the next big action movie. Or, maybe she’s a sim someone created while trying to build an ideal sim for their virtual life in the popular online game called “The Sims”?
No, scratch that, what if she’s a real-life Stepford wife? The miserable truth is that this picture is from a real (?) girl’s Instagram grid. With each post, she can transport her followers into a curated wonderland, where flaws are airbrushed into oblivion and every day is a glamorous photoshoot.
Have You Seen My Nose?
We know that both small perky noses and big, bushy brows are in, but even a current trend can be taken too far. This lady seems to have lost her nose completely while gaining a set of eyebrows that will never go unnoticed. We are not sure this is what she going for.
But you know what, noses are overrated and have been ever since Voldemort graced our screens. Who needs breathing when your face can look this smooth and free of contours? Apparently, there's nothing quite like the joy of posting excessively edited photos that look amusingly odd at the expense of actually looking like yourself.
Who Needs Organs Anyway?
Modern medicine believes that organs are a crucial part of human existence. Influencers, on the other hand, seem to feel like organs are just getting in the way. Otherwise, how could you explain this picture? A waist so small would leave no room for anything else!
In her quest for a waist so slim she could almost slip through the eye of a needle. Forget about belts; she could tie herself in a knot without breaking a sweat. Next time you see an online picture of an itty bitty waist, just remember that it's 100% fake.
This pic was posted by a Reddit user, who saw it on a dating app. Yes, a dating app. These apps don't tend to bring out the best in people. From pictures we never wanted to see, to rude messages and ghosting, swipers seem to try and do anything that could get them noticed.
Sure he got noticed, but for all the wrong reasons. In this photo that's obviously been badly edited, we can clearly see he pasted a photo from someone else's chiseled torso onto his own. We get it, the dating scene can be tough but we're pretty sure this isn't doing him any favors.
The story behind this picture is not what you'd expect. The larger-than-life creepy eyes were added not by the person in the picture, but by the stylists who did her hair. Apparently, in order to try and get noticed on Instagram, this hairdresser wanted to emphasize how their customer's unique look.
Sure, it makes his picture stand out, but not for the haircut... While we love a pair of googly eyes, it really shouldn't be added if it's not for laughs or to make an ironic piece of art. Editing her eyes like this is actually a pity cause it definitely distracts from her lovely curls.