We can hear kids all around the world, asking their mothers why Minnie Mouse looks so scary. And all around the world, those mothers are giving their children the same explanation, “because someone underqualified was hired to design this nightlight, Honey!”
We’re not going to lie, we don’t understand the exact science that goes into designing a functioning nightlight, but one thing is for sure, we know that it isn’t supposed to look like this!
Real Life Doll Expressions
What real-life expressions do you think they were going for when they designed this doll? Happy? Shocked? Un-hinged? Whatever the case may be - this doll's expressions are ones we wouldn't want our kids to mimic.
This chef doll looks like the kind of toy that would wake you up in the middle of the night with a knife in hand, staring into your soul and demanding you play with it! We think we'll pass.
We don't claim to be Star Wars experts, but if there's one thing we know for sure - this is not how the characters of the franchise look. We understand that niche toy companies are trying to think outside the box, but these new toys are getting a little out of hand.
Here we have some type of soft sculptor by Funko, which we understand is supposed to be Yoda, we just don't know why they decided to make this beloved character look so evil!
Please don't tell us this is what bears look like after hibernation? If so, bears - do us a favor and stay in hibernation forever. We can't understand how this was marketed as a children's toy.
Moreover - why on earth did someone think that designing a Teddy Bear made up of two legs and a head was okay! We know who's going to visit us in our dreams tonight…or should we say nightmares?!
What You See is What You Get
What came first, the chicken or the egg? That's the only thing that comes to mind when looking at this toy. Did the company that designed this Yoda make a poorly planned doll to market it as a "Super-Deformed Plush"?
Or did they decide to nonchalantly sell this Star Wars fail as a deformed toy when they realized that the person that designed Yoda did a pretty unfulfilling job?