Batman has his Batmobile, so why shouldn’t Spidey get a Spidermobile, right? Right! Well, that was our train of thought until we realized that Spiderman likes driving around naked. Whoever designed this, we’ll give you a “D” for effort? But you’re getting an “F” for design.
Aside from the Spidey-Esque color scheme, this toy is frightening, and perhaps the last thing we would think of buying our nieces and nephews for Christmas. There is no way anyone could convince us to purchase this item. Absolutely no way!
One Family is Very Happy
Where do we begin with this one? Everything about this toy is wrong. Let's start with the name, The Simpsons is a rather unique way of spelling this family's last name! Then we have the family of figurines itself...
Forget the fact that Lisa and Maggie are the same sizes, and the whole family looks like it has a substance abuse issue. There is something about their eyes that has us feeling all sorts of uncomfortable.
Interesting Toy Indeed
This questionable toy looks like it's running away from something. One can't help but wonder why. The fact that they called this little fellow "Interesting Toy" may be even more interesting than the toy itself.
It seems like this toy store had a hard time selling this guy, which doesn't surprise us at all. Who would ever spend 79, let alone 149 of whatever currency this is on such a toy?!
The Original Duck Face
There are two ways to understand what's going on in this photo. Either they accidentally put a duck's face on a mammal's body, or the opposite. You can tell by the duck's expression that it isn't too thrilled about its current state, and to be honest - we can't blame him!
We wonder how many of these new species were put together on the assembly line. Who knows, maybe this is evolution happening in front of our eyes!
Picture Perfect
Have you heard of those dolls that are custom-made to your specific requests? Well, this thoughtful mom thought it would be nice to make a doll based on a picture of this guy as a baby. If you look closely, you can see the exact picture this toy was made after.
Though we are sure the sentiment behind this was 100% innocent, this doll's face is anything but. It's all in the eyes - something is haunting about them!