Batman is known for his cave of awesome gadgets and the insane villains he fights, and Robin is his sidekick. But this duo poses a challenge for kids who like to play with their heroes.
Not only are these two squatting down, but their hands are clearly meant to be holding something, which must make it pretty darn hard to fight crime.
Really?
Can you imagine what it would be like to work in the office that prototyped this badly designed toy? Can you imagine what it would be like to live in a world where this toy still reach the shelves of any toy store? Well, it happened.
If we didn't know any better, we'd say that maybe toy manufacturers are running out of ideas.
Fail Fix
So much of mainstream media is about boasting about how we look on the outside, and during a time when so many are trying to accept themselves for who they are, this toy brand decided to go in a different direction.
As much as we like makeovers, this makeover doll targeting young girls makes us feel incredibly uncomfortable. Why couldn't they make it at least a little empowering?
Hush
Kids can’t help being annoying sometimes, and they need attention. When they don’t get it, they amuse themselves. They scream. They kick the table. They talk at a volume not suitable for human ears.
If your child happens to be a screamer, it might be worth your while to invest in this Elmo that clearly knows what to do.
Wait, What?
Are the puppies a class of dangerous counterrevolutionary subversives that threaten the utopian vision of the Paw Patrol Nation?
Or are they largely innocent bystanders and the Paw Patrol Nation's economic ideology is fundamentally flawed so its production depends heavily on forced labor?