Either this little fellow came back from a late night of partying – or he’s been up all night because his owner is afraid of the dark.
We know both of these options aren’t plausible – which just goes to show you how far imagination went and how poorly this stuffed animal was designed. Now, excuse us while we drip eyedrops into this poor guy’s eyes.
My Little Ponytail
Sometimes taking a poorly manufactured toy and repurposing it into something else is the only way to go. When the poorly constructed toy is put into another broken toy, it's only a matter of time before the ugly truth comes out.
We wonder how long after this pony was purchased did the kid realize that "My Little Pony" was actually "Barbie's Little Ponytail." This is awkward, to say the least...we really hope we don't have any doll's heads in any of our toys!
Eye Love It
The toy company that manufactures these squishy toys knows that their product is cheap. Instead of fighting it and coming up with a better toy - they decided to take an alternative route. When the toy's eyes fall off (they inevitably will) - the doll has backup eyes drawn on the ball itself.
In all honestly, it's not the worst idea. In fact, the backup eyes make the toy even cuter than it was, to begin with.
Nesting & Resting
When you've built a career around painting faces on Russian nesting dolls - you know you're at the top of your game. Around doll number one thousand, you start losing your patience. The great thing about Russian nesting dolls is that no one really ever reaches the smallest one.
Whoever was in charge of this Babooshka became tired pretty quickly. After doll number two, they decided that enough was enough and drew two eyes and a "flower"...if we could even call it that.
Go Back to Zoology School, Fool!
We're not claiming to be as smart as the Animal Planet Zoologist that was in charge of this toy - but we do believe that this package contains false information. In fact, we're sure of it. If there was ever a doubt in our mind that we may be confusing tarantulas and cockroaches - there is a picture of a tarantula to ensure that we aren't losing our minds.
To be honest, we're not sure what's more terrifying, a tarantula or a cockroach, they're both equally cringeworthy.