If you want to live in Texas, you have got to be a meat lover. There is no room for vegetarians. This looks like the kind of guy who can watch the beef go from chewing on the grass, enjoying the open spaces, to sizzling on the grill and making its way to the stomach in a single day.
That fresh beef is a great bonus of living in Texas, and you also get to see fellas like this guy, who is jangling with spurs on his boots, a big iron on his hip, and a well-worn hat keeping the sun out of his eyes. Whether he’s shopping for tomorrow’s dinner or he wants to make sure his product is reaching store shelves.
Is Dr. Pepper Okay?
For most of the country – indeed, most of the world – when it comes to cola, there are two options tops. Not so in Texas. It's the land of the true king of the cola crown, the delicious Dr. Pepper. If you walk into a Texas restaurant, there's a good chance that you won't be able to find Coke (head east to get some) or Pepsi (head...north? West? Somewhere else), but you're sure to get the good doctor.
It's because Dr. Pepper comes from Texas. Yes, Dr. Pepper is fine. From the sparkling cities to the vast prairies, Dr. Pepper is a constant companion, a refreshing reminder of the true spirit of Texas!
Texas gets a lot of guff for being very...full of itself. The people love to talk about how they’re from Texas. It's like a Texan tradition – they love to holler from the rooftops that they are from the great State. And this truck? Well, it's like a mobile billboard of Texan enthusiasm!
Not only is there a pair of false steer heads on top, but the front has a huge set of longhorns, too. And then there's the lion, which is...holding something in its mouth that you don't usually see there. Sure, other states might have some of that pride, but not like this.
Gotta Get Around Somehow
Texas is the place for pickup trucks, and white pickup trucks are the Texans' favorite. Yes, you can find many colored ones out there; however, the majority of Texans prefer going for the pure. Is it because it's so hot there? Could be. Still, this means some people go to great lengths to get something that fits in with the crowd.
Somebody decided that it would be a good idea to paint the back half of a Camry with what looks like white house paint before heading to Walmart. There are a few more mods, as other pictures may reveal, but they don't really answer any questions.
Enough for Later
People start to panic when gas shortages hit. There is no worse nightmare than being unable to move your vehicle. Some people try to ride it out, but others...well, they do what this guy is doing and start hoarding. Those big trucks need a lot of fuel, you know.
This guy thinks he's being clever by filling up a bunch of buckets...but does he know that gas goes bad after about six months? Maybe he needs a lot of it, and he's just prepping for the week. It's not the worst thing ever, but it's still a bit gauche.