What is it about mom jokes and their universal appeal? While it’s obviously wrong to disparage someone’s mother, the joke is so ridiculous that it’s hard to take real offense. That’s one possible explanation. The other is that we’re all just 13-year-olds on the inside.
“Your mother” is the quickest way to end an argument, whether you’re in middle school or way past it. It’s juvenile, but any person’s best defense. The key is to know your audience.
Punctuated With Humor
Admit it. We’ve all been guilty of this at some point. When there’s no winning a heated argument online, focus on the tiniest language mistakes. We’ve heard of grammar and spelling corrections. Punctuation jibes are bold, however. This one’s clever — a joke both grammar enthusiasts and others can appreciate.
Some might say that fixating on grammar is petty, and maybe it is. But isn't it a smidge better than gross insults about your respective mothers?
Although we love a sassy takedown, people who can shade you ever so sweetly are the true OGs. When the guy said "dirty talk," he probably didn't have this in mind. He had it coming, however.
That’s what you get for making short jokes at your wife’s expense, and during cuddle time — just terrible timing! If there’s one thing we know about people who are short, you don’t mess with them. Ever.
The Perks of Being Adopted
This is what happens when sibling rivalry reaches level 100, and there’s seemingly no coming back. We understand the ensuing silence. How does one respond to this savagery? They say family isn’t always blood. We always assumed they meant friends.
This has us questioning everything we thought we knew. Family is everything, but it can seem like we’re stuck with each other, whether we like it or not. "The family you choose" takes on a whole new meaning here.
How the Tables Have Turned
It’s not enough that they tried to pull a stupid prank and failed. No. The girl decides to give the person hell for feeling mad and confronting their own stupidity. People who give but can’t take are the worst kind of people.
While this comeback sounds harsh, she deserves to be taken down a peg or three. The joke’s on her, and rightly so. What we would have given to see her face then!