Apparently, 21 sides of ranch dressing is the legal limit for one Utah family to be in possession of at a time. Good to know. Do you know if they have rules on crushed red peppers and grated parmesan cheese too?
We may or may not have been growing the little packets in our backyard for “medical” purposes. If you know anybody that needs an extra bump for their next slice, we are selling it at $0.50/gram.
Darling DUGGEE Cookies
When you ask for DUGGEE Cookies, you deserve to receive DUGGEE cookies. Anything less simply will not do. This cookie shop was up for that challenge because those cookies look exactly like the characters!
We are impressed with their work and need their name immediately to put in our order. We need to try some of those delicious DUGGEE-looking cookies for ourselves.
Oatmeal Cream Pies
We had to take a double glance to figure out which cookies were u/cards07’s and which ones were the cookbook's. It looks like theirs were Xeroxed from the page and printed using an oatmeal cream pie food printer.
The cellophane wrapper also makes it hard to differentiate between the two. If you ever sell more in the future, we’ll give you our contact information because we call dibs on your next batch.
An Extra Bottom
You forgot our toppings on one of our pizzas, Jacks. What are we going to do with an extra piece of cardboard?
Don’t get us wrong, we love cardboard as much as the next person, but we need some toppings to help the pulp go down. We can’t be expected to eat that with no flavor. Sorry, it’s nothing personal, just a matter of principles.
These Boots Were Made for Walking
What a transformation! We wouldn't have believed it if we didn't see it with our own eyes, but those boots have been made for walking again!
Who would have thought that they only needed a new shine? Not us. If you are taking requests, we have a couple of pairs that could use some shining. Don't worry; they don't have to be shipped. One of these days, these boots can walk right up to you.