Why are you hoarding, bro? We both know you’re not going to finish all of those sauces. Even if you were to use two packets per item of food you got, three if you really want to get crazy, it would still take a month to get through all of those.
Do you really love “Fire!” sauce enough to put it on your eggs in the morning? If the answer is no, get Cholula. It’s much better and less wasteful.
What is that monstrosity?! You can’t even see the cookie underneath! If we had wanted just chocolate chips, we would have bought a bag of 70% Dark chocolate chips from Ghirardelli.
We can already imagine the mess these make in the oven, and we don’t want to clean up after that. We know this person thinks they hit the jackpot, but we would like an actual cookie to go with our chocolate chips, please.
Are we sure that it is not just a tiny hand holding regular-sized garlic? You can’t be too sure about things you see on the internet.
There are so many ways to manipulate the perspective to give the illusion that this garlic is massive. We demand a penny in the photo for reference; otherwise, we are going to assume this person simply has very tiny hands.
"Homes & Gardens" has nothing on these cupcakes. We are always surprised by people’s ability to look at something and make a better version than the original.
Are we sure "Better Homes & Garden" didn’t come to her house to take the magazine picture? They are adorable, and we hope they taste as good as they look.
Did Carole Do It?
Based on the number of mints included in this picture, the staff definitely thinks Carole Baskin (of "Tiger King" fame) fed her husband to the tigers.
Adding one extra mint would have been like "we think she fed him to the tigers, but there’s some doubt." Adding two extra mints would have been like, "we are pretty sure she fed him to the tigers, but you can never be 100% certain." Adding the fifty extra mints…is like them screaming, "There is no doubt in our mind she did feed him to the tigers! You’re crazy for not thinking she did!"