As a single suitor living in modern times, you have to come up with creative pick-up lines or funny openings to attract a potential date. Having a cheesy remark about their bio just doesn’t cut it anymore because it comes across as lazy.
Not that you have to pull out the dictionary to select the best words for a perfect text, but intelligence is appealing. So putting your intelligent foot forward makes you seem capable of rational and sensible thinking.
Truth or Dare
Oh to be young! We all remember how it felt when we had our first kiss or how exciting it was to play 'truth or dare.' It was magical but it's really hard to recapture those feelings when you grow up and life becomes a lot more complicated.
Maybe that's why we turn to dating apps in the first place, so we can escape life as we know it and hopefully feel a little more alive.
Well, That's Still Interesting
In our modern age and continuously evolving discussions it can be difficult to keep things interesting and maintain an engaging conversation. We can't help but sympathize with this guy who was quick to share an interesting fact with his potential date.
Unfortunately, she's tough to please and not at all impressed with his random fact about the collective name for a group of baboons.
No one is perfect. Despite their perfectly posed photos and pearly white teeth, this includes your fellow Tinder users. As tactless as it may seem, some people can't help but voice their thoughts, even if they are a little darker than they should be.
We're sure Maddy was joking because this is a dating app where people want to take each other out on dates and not the other kind of taking out.
Maybe Next Year?
Aside from the myriad of reasons, some people just use dating apps when there's nothing else to do. After it's all been swiped and done, it doesn't look like these two are going anywhere and certainly not making any plans to meet.
The need for companionship, even if only virtual, continues. Maybe they'll manage to find the time in a few more years.