The Moqui Cave in Utah has a lot of branding issues. First off, this isn’t technically a cave – a cave is a natural opening, while this is an underground network created by erosion. That might seem like splitting hairs, but the geological community is very particular about these things.
This attraction is also touted as an ancient landmark, but while the “cave” may be old, it’s a recent attraction. You can get a souvenir at the gift shop, but if you’re interested in keeping things interesting, snap a pic for your Instagram and move on.
This is Literally Just a Gas Station
The second gas station on this list is even less interesting than the first. It's the famous South of the Border station, which also includes a restaurant and a pretty large gift shop. What border is it just south of, you may wonder?
It's just south of the North Carolina border. To its credit, it is very close to the border. But, unless you need to fill up your car or belly, this is nothing more than a curio to comment on as you drive past.
Good Gracious, No
If you're a fan of the King of Rock and Roll, then Graceland sounds like a dream to visit. Then again, thanks to a sky-high entry price and little else to do besides tour Elvis Presley's famous mansion in Tennessee, this might be the kind of attraction you skip.
The grounds are well-kept and the mansion itself is beautiful, but unless you can list Elvis's discography by heart (and chronologically at the same time), save your money and find someplace else to visit.
This Canyon isn't So Grand
The Rock of Ages is quite an evocative name, so when you travel to Vermont to take a look, there's a pretty big chance you're going to feel disappointed when you arrive. Vermont gave this old quarry a pretty fantastic name, but that's all it is – a quarry.
The natural, bright blue pools do give you something interesting to take a pic of, but the quarry is dangerous to explore. It's pretty to look at, but give this one the requisite ten minutes and get back in the car.
We Heard the Moon Was Made of Cheese, but This is Ridiculous
Wisconsin's reputation for cheese is well-earned, and there are plenty of cheese shops and stores to pick up some of the best in the world while watching this dairy treat being made by master cheesemakers.
The Mars Cheese Castle, on the other hand, isn't much more than a place for vacationers to stop, nestled right next to the freeway. You can get cheese, yes, but you're in Wisconsin – you can hardly throw a stone without hitting a cheese store or one of the many cows. Give it a pass.